i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
who fucking cares about a jake english body pillow
when you could have this
I’m worried if I try and hug it, it’s going to try and tell me about its trip to Italy or try and make me a martini.
talk dirty to me
wow i look better than usual